Police outreach program for kids. (Guest Editor, Mr I Blair.)

This may appear to be a rather cute picture of a cat scratching a specifically designed scratching pole.

Do not be decieved.

Infact, the cat pictured has had its claws nailed to the pole and is being put into a 'stress position' because I suspect the cat to be planning an act of terror on 'Pinky' my Rottweiler.

The cat, or 'Brute', has not yet been formally charged. You may think her treatment is barbaric, but this is just the tip of the iceberg........





This photograph was taken in Mrs Simmons' back garden. It clearly shows 'Fangs O'Hammy' being trained in the use of a rocket propelled grenade launcher. Intelligence suggests that Fangs and Brute have been meeting regularly since 2005.

So, is it acceptable now that Brute is being 'Encouraged' to confess?







This is a still taken from a speach by 'Fluffy Al Kilkilkil' where he encourages rodents from across Europe to rise up against dogs. In it he specifically mentions that cats are easy to coerce into acts of terror against dogs as they have been extensively chased by them. He calls on cats and rodents to make peace and unite in the fight against dogs, then goes on to outline plans that include the initial destruction of police dogs as they are 'Well hard.'



This photograph shows Fluffy Al Kilkilkil enciting 'Tiddles' to carry out an act of terror on a German Shepherd. Luckily tiddles buckled under interogation and blew the whole thing to our officers.









Not so easy to judge now is it? So, kids, remember, policemen are your FRIENDS.