The best thing about being a mormon............
..........is the prerogative to have a little fun. But not too much.
Pictured is the mormon cricket, so called because they actively convert other creatures into becoming crickets. The best thing about being a mormon cricket is that you can convert the far more attractive catholic beetles, then marry as many of them as you please. The worst thing about being a mormon cricket is that sometimes you get confused and convert insects that eat their spouses upon copulating.
The more ambitious mormon cricket will occasionally try to convert way outside of their niche. They are regularly sent on missions to places like Sub Saharan Africa, Indonesia and Acomb.
Elephant: What's the trick to becoming a good mormon cricket then?
Mormon Cricket: It's all in de knees yeah?
Elephant: Boooiiinnng boooiiinnng ........ boooiiinng.
Tannoy: Welcome to Acomb international airport. We are sorry to report that the 7.23 to Indonesia has been cancelled due to Elephantine stupidity.
Rabbit: Bloody elephants!
Elephant: Boooiiinnng............ Fuck me! A talking rabbit. Boooiiinnng.
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