This is George Galloway. He says things like 'And here you've made what can only be described as school boy errors.' to the American Senate. He lives in Bethnal Green where he works as an MP for a political party called 'Respect.'
When he's working as an MP for Respect he says things like 'May the 4th be with you.' and tries to get people to vote for Respect MPs in local council elections.
I like George Galloway because he annoys people like Tony Blair. Tony Blair says things like 'Well, of course we know now that there were no weapons of mass destruction.' and lives in a council house on Downing Street. Tony Blair is the Prime Minister. His best friend is John Prescott who touches women until they have sex with him. John Prescott likes cheapy thrills because he is old and his willy may drop off soon.
They are both members of the 'Labour' party, but they don't like the Labour party because it doesn't sell enough, so they call it 'New' Labour. New Labour has a secret ingredient that helps to kill foreign people. They want to call it 'New improved Labour, now with electro glide function for those hard to reach foreigners.' but they can't fit it all on the new packet.
Tony Blair and John Prescott have lots of freinds around the country who don't really like them. They are called 'Labour Councillors.' Labour Councillors say things like 'Vote for us or we'll cut your benefits off.' and 'We don't like Blair either.' to people who don't like Blair and 'Yes, that bloody Saddam had it coming and as for all of those terrorists....' to people who do like Blair.
I don't like Labour Councillors because they annoy people and then blame it on foreigners. I like foreigners because they give me things like strong Polish beer, haloumi, curry and kebabs. They do things like fix the pavements and make us better when we get ill.
I wander if any readers have had something nice done to them by a foreigner recently. Please comment.