So anyways, I was saying to Doreen that she really must do something about her telly when who should turn up? Only bloody Micheal Stipe, and he's carrying a bloody elephant up the stairs! Doreen was having none of it though, she told Micheal that if he didn't fuck right off and take his elephant with him there'd be hell to pay. Trouble was Michael's never been too good at hearing, and having no hair an all, he got really upset. He'd misheard her, see? He thought she'd told him to buy a Toupee. He fucked off though, and took his elephant, so Doreen was happy.