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.... see the silver bird on high.
The trouble with pavements is that they often have things like snails and dog poo on them. I'm not saying that snails and dog poo are bad things. Snails and dog poo can be good things, but when they are combined with pavement and/or poor visibility they become a downright nuisance. They are not as much of a nuisance as great big holes though. Great big holes and/or pavements and/or poor visibility can become a menace.
How to deal with great big holes.
1. Determine the cause of the great big hole. All hitherto great big holes are the great big holes of gap struggle. Gap struggle occurs when quarks become uppity and start to antagonise one another. Nothing makes quarks more uppity than pneumatic drills, nothing on this later.
2. Do nothing for a bit. This will make you feel a little guilty, which will give you more focus later on.
- fill up the hole
- cover it over
- or....... LEAVE IT!
Is this bin liner for sale?
Sorry mate, you've got the wrong blog.
Now, please insert disk. This is why we should all just calm down and get back to whatever we were doing before.