Rules of Hecklescakes.

Readers of Hecklescakes must abide by the following rules:

1./ No spitting, running, petting (Light or heavy.), bombing or animals whilst viewing Hecklescakes.

2./ Minors must be accompanied by an adult.

3./ Anybody using scissors must ask permission first off their mother.

4./ If you read this blog after 11pm, you must immediately go and find the most expensive car in your area and snap off one wing mirror. If the wing mirrors prove difficult, two tyres deflated completely is a sufficient substitute.

5./ Please feel free to hum whilst reading, but not too loudly. We don't want people to get wind of what we're up to.

6./ Gola form imbibe enchilada asparagus.

7./ Hand grenades can be purchased at the back of the lobby from one of our lovely assistants.

Perhaps readers have other rules that they feel appropriate. Please comment.