The stealth nurse.

The stealth nurse passes a bay in a busy city hospital

There are four women in the bay

He is wearing a coat and hat, and for all the world

Looks like Columbo, but older

With shades of ginger

And he dons his hat to these four women

As to wish them a good day

They say

"Annabel needs to have a crap!"

Pointing their fingers, shaking with rage

"Then she will have a crap."

The stealth nurse graciousely says.

"And she will have it soon."

They'd better have some fresh fruit

Now, they think,

To help them pass

But Annabel's still waiting

But maybe it's just a fart.

The stealth nurse is aware

the possible farts do not care

if they feel like a fart or a crap

the possible farts still can stay

for as long as they may

below radar resting and flat

For he's concerned with her skin

and the state that she's in

she's in quite good state at that

So the farts are a bonus

they're not in any way c-dif anyway

so that's a blessing, take it on your way

have a nice day

the stealth nurse says

and she's off, and she's forgotten her hat.