How to be a bracelet. (SLIGHTLY LATER THAN PROMISED, BUT NOBODY IS WATCHING.)

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There are two ways that a man can become a bracelet. There are the same number of ways for a woman to become a bracelet.

Two.

Becoming a bracelet requires dedication, hard work and Colonoscopy, amongst other things. For a list of things you will need to become a bracelet please see below, but do not read any further, for you too may become a bracelet. You too.

Things you will need to become a Bracelet.

You may be thinking 'Oo things I need to become a bracelet?', but you would be mistaken, and you should go back to the beginning to see if you really got the gist of this whole post. If you are not thinking this then read on, for you have been chosen to become a bracelet, and you will need the following items in order to become one.

1./ Dedication

2./ Hard Work

3./ Colonoscopy

4./ Other things.

Method.

First of all, don't get put off by the other things, you are here to become a bracelet. Your dedication should be addressed to a current lover, and played on BBC radio 2 by Terry Wogan. 'Ring of Fire' is only acceptible in specific circumstances, and only you can be the judge. Do not dedicate any songs to do with hard work, this will come later.

Much later.

More on this later.