The pope.

The pope is a man who sits in a room in Rome. Sometimes he gets a little excited, so they let him out for a walk.

When he goes for a walk he says things like 'Peace be with you.' and shakes peoples hands. He is very carefull not to get confused and say things like 'Peace be upon you.' because that would make him a 'Spreader of evil.'

Evil comes in jars labelled 'Prof M's (PBUH) Evil Elixer.' and can be spread on anything from slices of Ryvita to 'Radicalised Asian Youths.'

Radicalised Asian Youths are very easy to create and spot. The best way to radicalise an Asian Youth is to stop and search them, beat them up, or kill lots of other Asian Youths in places like Lebanon, Iraq, Afganistan and Palestine. Spotting them involves making a judgement about their skin colour and age.

Once you have spotted a Radicalised Asian Youth, there is no point converting them to Catholocism, because this won't change their skin colour. It's far better to jump out on them and shout something like 'Oi! Sunshine! You're knicked!' or 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!'